Sushi.xxx == Nyotaimori.org
( Naked Sushi )
has been mis-respresented "slang" for "naked sushi" ..
due to inaccurate writing/publicity
- nyo == woman
- tai == body
- mori == serving, arrangement
- Nyotaimori means serving/arranging stuff on a naked woman's body .. including ..
- strawberries, cherries, melons, grapes, coconut, ... etc ...
- whip cream, chocolate ... etc ...
- pouring wine/champagne on her/him, ... etc ...
- sushi/sashimi ... etc .. has become a new popular activity ...
- other stuff left to your imagination ...
- nyotaimori is NOT unique to Japan
- Urban Legend and Mis-Representations of Naked Sushi in Japan
- For the purposes of Urban Legends and Mis-Representations ...
we will use "Naked Sushi" and "nyotaimori" interchangeably although one has nothing to do with the other
- Naked Sushi is NOT common practice in Japan or Japanese culture
- Naked Sushi is a form of entertainment for the Japanese mafia ( yakuza )
- Naked sushi is an underground sub-culture in japan
- "Naked sushi girls" can NOT be trained to lay still for hours
- the girls can be sedated/drugged to numb their senses
- we will leave out some NOT fit for publication "yakuza details" and nyotaimori sushi
- Naked sushi parties is generally NOT available to the general Japanese public ( local citizens )
- Naked sushi parties is definitely NOT available to foreigners ( gaijin ) in Japan
- japan, china, korea, india, asia etc are still a very segregated/prejudicial/closed societies
- Naked Sushi has been popularized by the movies over the last 20 years
- Naked Sushi has been popularized and mis-represented by the various press and media
- and you're bringing a camera/video crew to document a nyotaimori sushi party ??
- Naked Sushi has been mis-represented by the various foreign service providers
- you will NOTE that most all of the "naked sushi providers" are NOT japanese owned/operated
- they probably provide Naked Sushi Services because it probably is a "cash cow"
- Naked Sushi is NOT about having Playboy/Penthouse models
- the models can increase and encourage your appetite and their bottom line
- unfortunately, the customers do expect the sexy nyotaimori models
- if you got it .. flaunt it .. confidence is a good thing .. having fun is a good thing ..
- Nyotaimori Naked Sushi Party ( Adult Entertainment )
- what is the sushi chef qualifications to be serving raw fish ...
- watch for the sushi quality .. you better have a strong stomach ..
- the ability, quality and health of the nyotaimori sushi girls
- which hotel you're staying at makes a difference
- your entertainment budget makes a major difference
- your local references has the most impact
| Sushi Chef Qualifications
- Basic Sushi Chef qualfications
- 50+ qualifying requirements to qualify as a sushi chef
| Sushi Bacteria and Parasites Seafood Handling Safety
- sushi is definitely NOT for you if you are a germo-phobe
- nyotaimori sushi is definitely NOT for you if you are a germo-phobe
- nyotaimori is probably okay for your digestive system if you already perform oral sex on your partner/spouse for decades
- Sushi-Critics.net/Bacteria can make you extremely sick or even kill you
- There's gonna be lots of health code violations for nyotaimori sushi party
- Sushi-Critics.net/Bacteria Sushi and Seafood Safety
- at home, you have a 2-3 second rule
- if you drop food on the floor, you can pick it up within 2-3 seconds and probably still eat it
- why are you leaving food on her body for 1-2-3 hours before eating it
| Worst Sushi aka Bad Sushi
- the Worst Sushi is served by un-qualified people serving rotten-fish-n-instant-rice
- with nyotaimori sushi ... you're 100x amplifying the risk of getting seriously sick
- Stay away from nyotaimori Sushi Parties when
- stay away if they do NOT have an operating brick-n-mortor sushi restaurant
- it is extremely important to visit their sushi restaurant ..
before booking your nyotaimori sushi party
- stay away if their claim to fame is "nyotaimori is an art form"
- they're serving you "raw fish" ..
containing tons of bacteria, germs, parasites that can make you seriously sick ...
- they're making a clueless claim ...
- nyotaimori is NOT an artform ... it is the act of arranging stuff
- As with any other ecommerce website,
stay away from those that do NOT post their contact info: mailing address and local phone number